Tuesday the 28th of February

We have a couple of new dates upon which the live extravaganza will be steam-rollering its monstrous way through a venue, check the appropriate page for further details...

Today was, of course, Shrove Tuesday, which momentous occasion we chose to celebrate by consuming small patties made from eggs, flour and the like, in the company of a quite terrifying gorilla. It was certainly lucky that Jack Black was not in the neighbourhood, as we may well have had to defend our new primate acquaintance from the slings and barbs of his outrageous misfortune.

Saturday the 25th of February

It was Admiral Pritchard's birthday yesterday, which was a well-concealed fact. Many happy returns to you, good sir.

We have been beavering away in our new studio facility, wherein we have produced some new nuggets of pop pomp for your aural delectation. When next the opportunity arises we are bound to include some of them in the live extravaganza.

However, more beavering is scheduled before that time, so we should have further nuggets with which to entrance you soon.

Jim's ankle is recovering, although he has taken to rolling around in a bath chair, crying "Watch my gout, I picked this gammy leg up at Isandlwana, don't you know?". Two words there Jim: Dance. Drama.

Tuesday the 14th of February

Not only is it St Valentine's Day, but we must compound your misery with the news that we will not be playing in Shrewsbury on Thursday. This sorry state of affairs is due to Jim McDrum having sustained a very painful ankle sprain whilst training for his appearance in the British Dance Drama Team at the Winter Olympics.

Mr McDrum and the rest of us send our most heartfelt apologies, but his ligaments are beyond our control.

This means that our next show is currently on the 12th daye of March in Birmingham, but keep checking the accordion as there may well be other dates to be announced.